- March 1st, 2014, 10:06 pm#4782322
1) Don't hesitate. These societal rules imposed against us like "don't hit people" and "always be polite" were fine theories forced onto us by parents and teachers and to a lesser degree the movie Demolition Man. In reality the only thing that works is force, it's just a matter of you coming to that conclusion now or only after beating yourself up by trying all the theoretically "nice" ways first only to see them not work and furthermore bring delight to your tormentors in the pursuit of doing so. Save the time, come full circle and go straight to violence, the language that assholes understand.
2) Don't be afraid of the consequences. On more than one occasion I've felt that adrenaline rush accompanied by the notion "I'll go to jail but it'll totally be worth it." Idiots are VERY afraid of the man who has nothing to lose, doesn't fear consequences, and responds quickly. You might go to jail, you might get a black eye, but you might also leave an impression. Even the loser in a fight is remembered as not being a pussy who rolled over and let people walk on them. He tried.
That having been said, I have physically grabbed people and pulled them off of my car before on numerous occasions. They were legitimately surprised that someone didn't let them do what they wanted. One very drunk 40-something woman out with her haggard sex-in-the-city looking friends ( looked like a pack of wrinkled leather purses with legs ) said she'd sue me for battery. I offered to sue her for tampering with private property and gave her a good shove as I pulled her off. That got a "Hey, you can't do that to a lady!" to which I told her I don't see one around. This is where I expect to lose most readers of what I've said. The modern sentiment of today's people seems to be not to do certain things under any circumstances but I refute this programming. When people do something stupid like climb on your car you are just fine to put your hands on and pull them off. Anything less of and now you're as much a victim of your own societal values as you are of their desecration of your property.
Also, I wouldn't want to find myself up against Zach Helm's hearse army in a fight. I'd like to think they would understand everything I just said above.
Boomerjinks wrote:I can't believe I didn't post about the time I came out of a haunted house and there was a guy standing on top of my rear lightbar. I screamed at him, he got down, but his drunk buddies wanted to fight me. When I walked away, the entire Denver Hearse Association was in brawl-mode, wish I could see that...I don't expect anyone here to understand or agree with me about this. My little tryst into law enforcement taught me two important things long ago
1) Don't hesitate. These societal rules imposed against us like "don't hit people" and "always be polite" were fine theories forced onto us by parents and teachers and to a lesser degree the movie Demolition Man. In reality the only thing that works is force, it's just a matter of you coming to that conclusion now or only after beating yourself up by trying all the theoretically "nice" ways first only to see them not work and furthermore bring delight to your tormentors in the pursuit of doing so. Save the time, come full circle and go straight to violence, the language that assholes understand.
2) Don't be afraid of the consequences. On more than one occasion I've felt that adrenaline rush accompanied by the notion "I'll go to jail but it'll totally be worth it." Idiots are VERY afraid of the man who has nothing to lose, doesn't fear consequences, and responds quickly. You might go to jail, you might get a black eye, but you might also leave an impression. Even the loser in a fight is remembered as not being a pussy who rolled over and let people walk on them. He tried.
That having been said, I have physically grabbed people and pulled them off of my car before on numerous occasions. They were legitimately surprised that someone didn't let them do what they wanted. One very drunk 40-something woman out with her haggard sex-in-the-city looking friends ( looked like a pack of wrinkled leather purses with legs ) said she'd sue me for battery. I offered to sue her for tampering with private property and gave her a good shove as I pulled her off. That got a "Hey, you can't do that to a lady!" to which I told her I don't see one around. This is where I expect to lose most readers of what I've said. The modern sentiment of today's people seems to be not to do certain things under any circumstances but I refute this programming. When people do something stupid like climb on your car you are just fine to put your hands on and pull them off. Anything less of and now you're as much a victim of your own societal values as you are of their desecration of your property.
Also, I wouldn't want to find myself up against Zach Helm's hearse army in a fight. I'd like to think they would understand everything I just said above.