6 'Brilliant' Movie Scientists (Who Suck at Their Job)

6 'Brilliant' Movie Scientists (Who Suck at Their Job)#168193

By Dan AKA - September 30th, 2009, 6:27 am

- September 30th, 2009, 6:27 am#168193

http://www.cracked.com/article/142_6-br ... their-job/

I got a really good laugh out of number one.

-Dan?

Re: 6 'Brilliant' Movie Scientists (Who Suck at Their Job)#168203

By Krenzy - September 30th, 2009, 6:48 am

- September 30th, 2009, 6:48 am#168203

Dan, you find the best shit! The Ghostbusters one was great, but my favorite was Dr. Wu from Jurassic Park.

"But the frog DNA flub is just the slack-jawed tip Dr. Wu's mentally retarded iceberg. No, his most unforgivable f***-up was to breed Velociraptors. Raising intelligent, sickle-toed murder-lizards for a children's theme park would give even the most bastardly supervillain pause."

Authentic Damsels

Re: 6 'Brilliant' Movie Scientists (Who Suck at Their Job)#168215

By Iggy - September 30th, 2009, 7:22 am

- September 30th, 2009, 7:22 am#168215

Lol@ the Ghostbuster one. In the Ghostbusters defense...most of the ghosts that they captrued were quite violent. Slimer, and the Jogger were probably the only ones that didn't deserve to be caught because they seemed to be the ones who were minding their own business!

"Why did you cross the streams?"
"Well, I took the odds of succeeding, versus the odds of me doing something incredibly stupid, and well, I went ahead anyways."

Re: 6 'Brilliant' Movie Scientists (Who Suck at Their Job)#168216

By DarkSpectre - September 30th, 2009, 7:23 am

- September 30th, 2009, 7:23 am#168216

That whole list was utter brilliance.

"So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn Paramus?"
www.facebook.com/seoghostbusters "Serving Southeast Ohio since 2011."

Re: 6 'Brilliant' Movie Scientists (Who Suck at Their Job)#168220

By Agent Gibbs - September 30th, 2009, 7:33 am

- September 30th, 2009, 7:33 am#168220

love it lol

Re: 6 'Brilliant' Movie Scientists (Who Suck at Their Job)#168354

By enygma12000 - September 30th, 2009, 3:41 pm

- September 30th, 2009, 3:41 pm#168354

That was great. I enjoyed the whole list. I loved that the Ghostbusters was No.1. That was hilarious about Grandpa Jim getting buggered in a firehouse basement. Thanks Dan. At least cracked told those two people out there who haven't seen Ghostbusters to drive like a madman to the mall to pick it up. I do agree that if you get pulled over that if you explained that you drove crazy to see ghostbusters that the cops would understand.