I'm back!!!

I saw Terminator the movie and created a time machine with the objective of traveling back in time and killing the mother of the author of Twishite before she was born. If the author is never born she can't write Twishite when she is older. I shot JFK by mistake before returning to 2010.

I have FaceBook now http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000153343010&ref=ts

If anyone wants to catch up message me. I have missed my friends.

Super glue is not a toy. Today I tried to use super glue to wall crawl like spider-woman and the attempt ended in failure. I put super glue on the soles of my trainers and on my finger tips and the palms of my hands. Jumped off a trapoleen on to my wall and not only did the super glue fail to allow me to crawl around on the wall like spider-woman but when I landed on the floor I put my hands on my face to numb the pain and discovered that I had super glued my hands to my face.

The song: "Psychosis" by the band: "Poets of the Fall" fits me so flawlessly I should make it my offical personal theme music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CqsgCEMILo&feature=channel_page

A house near to my apartment is having an extension built. Tonight my partner came to see me after training at the gym. He needed a pee and chose to use the port a potty (portable toliet) for the builders. I waited until I heard him zip up his pants then ran at the port a potty and shoulder barged it. The port a potty fell over and landed with the door against the ground (as I planned.) I picked up one of the scaffolding poles and started to hit the port a potty on the top, sides and back. I would have let him out after that but he started swearing at me so I tied three bungies around the port a potty and started rolling it around in circles by pushing on it. Am I the only person that sees the houmer in my antics?