The song: "Psychosis" by the band: "Poets of the Fall" fits me so flawlessly I should make it my offical personal theme music.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CqsgCEMILo&feature=channel_page

A house near to my apartment is having an extension built. Tonight my partner came to see me after training at the gym. He needed a pee and chose to use the port a potty (portable toliet) for the builders. I waited until I heard him zip up his pants then ran at the port a potty and shoulder barged it. The port a potty fell over and landed with the door against the ground (as I planned.) I picked up one of the scaffolding poles and started to hit the port a potty on the top, sides and back. I would have let him out after that but he started swearing at me so I tied three bungies around the port a potty and started rolling it around in circles by pushing on it. Am I the only person that sees the houmer in my antics?