$9 aluminum colander from ebay -
Drilled off the legs -
Cleaned off the tarnish with some fine steel wool -
Found five Dale resistors for $5 also on eBay (I know they should be black, but these were cheap and will do for now. -
A pack of 30 off brand bic pens for $3 and about $12 worth of nuts. bolts and connectors later -
I have a friend who will be wearing this since I make a pretty awful Luis Tully -
More to come...