Technical Manual

This is my proton pack. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My proton pack is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My proton pack, without me, is useless. Without my proton pack, I am useless. I must fire my proton pack true. I must shoot straight at my enemy who is trying to scare me. I must shoot him before he slimes me. I will... My proton pack and myself know that what counts on each call is not the particles we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the entrapment that count. We will trap... My proton pack is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its cyclotron and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my proton pack clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will... Before God, I swear this creed. My proton pack and myself are the defenders of my city. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my franchise. So be it, until money is ours and there is no enemy, but lawsuits!